• English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
  • Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
  • English Teacher: That's quite sad.
  • Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
  • English Teacher: What
  • Me: What
  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
  • Dumbfoundead: This is a song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
  • Crowd: AWWWW!
  • Dumbfoundead: It's called 'Bitch'.
  • <p> AHAHAH this moment</p>
  • me: follow twenty blogs
  • me: great now i will get some new followers too
  • tumblr: lolno
  • Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
  • Middle School: I love my group of friends!
  • High School: What are friends
  • Post Secondary: What are people
  • Work: I hate all of you
  • person: hey, are you crying?
  • me: no i'm water bending with my eyes go away
  • church: follow jesus
  • me: does he follow back?
  • church:
  • me:
  • church:
  • me: promo 4 promo?
  • me: i'm so bored..
  • unfinished tasks: um
  • me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
  • parents: you're fucking out of control
  • me: will you be my valentine?
  • food: yes
  • bed: yes
  • music: yes
  • computer: yes
  • your crush: lol, you're a potato.
  • me: *finishes eating dinner*
  • me: what's for dinner
  • teacher: what unit of measurement-
  • me: in daylights
  • teacher: thats not-
  • me: in sunsets
  • me: in midnights
  • teacher: you cant-
  • me: in cups of coffee
  • teacher: thats impossi-
  • me: in inches
  • teacher: yes! thats what i-
  • me: in miles
  • teacher: but you just-
  • me: in laughter
  • me: in strife
  • teacher: *opens mouth*-
  • me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
  • teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
  • me: how about looooooooooooooooove
  • teacher: i give up
  • me: measure in looooooooooove
  • teacher: out
  • me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
  • Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.

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